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This is a narrow world, there are maybe 10 terms that non English speakers can memorize along with a starter series of grammatical constructions and pronunciation coaching, so that it would not be too hard for individuals to go through the training so that it could be started on a volunteer basis before funds to scale were requested.
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That's pretty bad as far as pick-up lines go.//
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