It's all well and good to just up and walk to the lift, traverse a few floors and then walk to, say, [hippo]'s desk. It is also very boring.

No more! UBCo Architectural Services have redesigned and refurbished a number of buildings so you can now move about them using The Bruce Willis Option: Now you can move from office to office through oversized air-conditioning vents, with your feet never touching the floor.

Yippee-Ki-Ay!
-- UnaBubba, Feb 14 2013

Lloyds of London http://images.finea...on-dawn-oconnor.jpg
[not_morrison_rm, Feb 14 2013]

Can you fix the air-conditioning on your way up?
-- hippo, Feb 14 2013


Ahhh, Lloyds of London..which is completely shite on the inside decor-wise.
-- not_morrison_rm, Feb 14 2013


I think it's cruel that air vents are actually much smaller than the movies would have us believe.

Much more suited to the size of Tom Cruise, than real people.
-- UnaBubba, Feb 14 2013


You mean they don't have monstrous kill-saw fan blades either? I thought that's what was driving the cost of HVAC...
-- RayfordSteele, Feb 15 2013


[+] ah yes, I'd like to kick down the door to your office [UB]!!
-- xandram, Feb 15 2013


Or the Sigourney Weaver option of dragging a greased up ET doll behind you on a tether.
-- rcarty, Feb 15 2013


This made me laugh. +
-- blissmiss, Feb 16 2013


[+] but

[marked-for-editing] or moving to internal category.
-- FlyingToaster, Feb 16 2013


Yeah, get all your ducts in a row already...
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Feb 16 2013


drive an 18-wheeler out of a C-130 into the office, while all three explode in slow motion.
-- sninctown, Feb 19 2013


While you hide in the air ducts... of course.
-- UnaBubba, Feb 19 2013


The fastest way to [hippo]'s office is through the park.
-- theleopard, Feb 19 2013


I *thought* that was a leopard, hiding in the bushes.
-- hippo, Feb 19 2013



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