Punning rules at this website which features famous collections from those making a living at it such as Piers Anthony and amateur groaners such as yours truly.
With grim determination, members stretch their imaginations and their rhyming dictionaries to work phonetic wonders in the language of their choice.
According to whois the link is still available-- theircompetitor, Feb 05 2004 The seven pun-ders of the world.... http://www.gtoal.co...s/autopun/autopun.6Apparently there is some software.... [normzone, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004] Possibly baked http://wiktionary.o...ranswiki:HumorrhoidWiktionary.org apparently allows a lot of leeway. [Vernon, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004] I don't think a website for automotive puns is gonna catch on....-- normzone, Feb 05 2004 I think the whole car pun idea is a bit Dodgey.-- half, Feb 06 2004 Not a single bahn for my autopun?-- theircompetitor, Feb 06 2004 These puns are awful. I'm Holden on to my tongue.-- Detly, Feb 06 2004 that last one is a stretch -- limo-- theircompetitor, Feb 06 2004 These annotations drove me to drink....it makes me want to Chry..... slerring my words now....-- normzone, Feb 06 2004 dI'm ler... ning this page does that to you.-- Worldgineer, Feb 06 2004 He works relentlessly on puns True auditory crimes But when he sees the lack of buns He introduces rhymes Misspelling here and stretching there He’s having lots of fun Pedantic pundits do beware He’s on the AutoPun-- theircompetitor, Feb 06 2004 Autobone. Not the swimsuit model kind.-- yabba do yabba dabba, Feb 06 2004 400 horses of pun-o-matic power. Too many incidents - needs a recall ...-- Letsbuildafort, Feb 06 2004 Time to stop.-- waugsqueke, Feb 06 2004 Total Recall the governor?-- theircompetitor, Feb 07 2004 The Running Mate In 2?-- theircompetitor, Feb 07 2004 UnaBubba -- you've deleted all those Kazaa files, right -- story this morning about how the record industry is now going after Australia-- theircompetitor, Feb 07 2004 Why do we always p2p Can we not talk instead Some days I’m filled with dread What is of us to be Oh god, I need to pee-- theircompetitor, Feb 07 2004 Back and forth, back and forth between [UnaBubba] and [theircompetitor]. It's pun-pong! <spacecadet claps for herself>-- spacecadet, Feb 07 2004 There once was a spunky cadet She dreamed of her own roaring jet But when it came to bunning Some frivolous punning She punted, with little regret-- theircompetitor, Feb 07 2004 Thank you, [theircompetitor]! How sweet of you to write a poem for me!-- spacecadet, Mar 01 2004 [Blushing] oh, oh -- you can't encourage my rhyming, you know -- it's dangerous :)-- theircompetitor, Mar 01 2004 //I see it as a form of vandalism.//
Probably more accurate than theft. [Suppresses live music recordings rant.]-- Detly, Mar 02 2004 I think it may have been VanDalism my erstwhile colleague was referring too. to the punitentiary with you.-- neilp, Dec 17 2004 random, halfbakery