Styled to look like any of a number of exotic species of Asian, Australian or South American parrots, That's My Parrot! is so much more than just a shoulder accessory.
Personal communications device; diary/calendar system; head clearance warning system; GPS; part-time ventriloquist's dummy (or ventriloquist) and more, it sits on your shoulder and tells you all you need to know, where you need to go and puts on quite a show.
In Hurry mode it even deploys a small siren with flashing lights, to allow you to tear along a sidewalk in a hurry, without having to push people out of your way.-- UnaBubba, Apr 24 2012 a little prior art Reading_20Parrot [FlyingToaster, Apr 24 2012] Similar to something I did in 2003, [FT].
Mine couldn't be arsed telling you whether you're about to accidentally enter the "Butch Collective Women's" toilets in the Russian Steppe village in which you've decided to sleep overnight.-- UnaBubba, Apr 24 2012 Gyroscopic balance mechanisms or painfully strong grip on shoulder? Also needs an attack mode.-- erenjay, Apr 24 2012 This idea's awfully Siri...-- theleopard, Apr 24 2012 There - you see? I told you all that [Ubie] would come up with a good idea eventually.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 24 2012 I want him to whisper sweet nothings in my ear. +-- blissmiss, Apr 24 2012 [Ubie] or the parrot?-- MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 24 2012 The parrot, bozo.-- blissmiss, Apr 24 2012 You have a parrot named Bozo?-- xandram, Apr 24 2012 Awwwrrk! Pieces of hate, pieces of hate!-- UnaBubba, Apr 24 2012 Who's a pretty-boy, then?-- MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 24 2012 Not me, I can assure you, sport.-- UnaBubba, Apr 24 2012 Well, I'm sure you've been friendly with a cockatoo in your time.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 24 2012 After hearing the lurid tales of your experiences in that field I decided I didn't need to partake of that sort of fun, [Max].-- UnaBubba, Apr 24 2012 random, halfbakery