No more tedious lying on your back in a field on a balmy spring day looking at clouds to see if any of them look like faces, animals, objects and the like.

Simply let the Cloudmatch 9,000 system scan the sky and take millions of pictures of clouds overhead and search the Google image database for matches.

When you get a match, you can get an alert in your cubical, review the picture and say "Hey, that cloud looks like a dolphin!".

Then you can get back to work so you can pay your taxes like a good citizen with minimum time wasted relaxing outside and cloud gazing on a lazy afternoon which does little to support the self anointed ruling class that needs as much work out of you as they can get to expand their control of the planet towards the goal of an elitist utopia supported by increasingly low IQ workers who know their place and don't question their superiors.

"Hey, that one looks like our glorious leader! (May death come to all who question his wisdom.) Ok, back to work."
-- doctorremulac3, Apr 30 2018

Obsession http://memory-alpha...Obsession_(episode)
Don't have nightmares, vampire clouds are comparatively rare ... [8th of 7, May 03 2018]

Methinks it is like a weasel.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 30 2018


// towards the goal of an elitist utopia supported by increasingly low IQ workers who know their place and don't question their superiors //

"Towards" ? You arrived at that destination some considerable time ago. Presumably you missed the announcement that you should now disembark, and make sure you take all your personal possessions with you.

We suggest you check your surroundings. Are you alone, or nearly so ? Is it cold, and the lighting rather dim ? Did the cleaners leave some time ago ?

You seem to lack a certain amount of situational awareness...
-- 8th of 7, Apr 30 2018


That plume of noxious smog looks like a bunny!
-- RayfordSteele, Apr 30 2018


"Oooh look! A mushroom!"
-- doctorremulac3, Apr 30 2018


Did someone just get reamed out for spending too much time by the water cooler (by our glorious leader! (May death come to all who question his wisdom.)) or something? |:)
-- Skewed, May 01 2018


// "Oooh look! A mushroom!" //

Looks like a Little Boy ...
-- 8th of 7, May 01 2018


or a fat man.
-- RayfordSteele, May 01 2018


Now, *that* puppy looks like a cloud!
-- pertinax, May 02 2018


//"Oooh look! A mushroom!"// //Looks like a Little Boy ... // //or a fat man.//

And this years prize for the choreographed meming event goes to team [doc 8th of Rayford]. extra points for being dark.
-- Skewed, May 02 2018


... And There Was Much Rejoicing.
-- 8th of 7, May 02 2018


Weirdly, no one ever points at puppies (dolphins, horses, other animals, any other object, really) and exclaims in a delighted voice how much they resemble clouds
-- hippo, May 02 2018


Sheep? people say sheep look like clouds.
-- Skewed, May 02 2018


There is, in fact, a species of predatory wasp that forms swarms that resemble clouds almost perfectly, as a form of camouflage. Unfortunately, for this very reason, this species has not yet been discovered.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, May 02 2018


There may also be sentient, carnivorous clouds which devour unsuspecting ramblers on lonely moors.
-- hippo, May 02 2018


It'll be acid rain they use to digest them.
-- Skewed, May 02 2018


// sentient, carnivorous clouds //

Baked and WKTE ... <link>
-- 8th of 7, May 03 2018



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