What is the longest meaningful sentence you can make with words that all have the same number of letters? eg:

Well that Blue Note Jazz Club sure aint dull, just don't tell them that.
-- simonj, Mar 26 2010

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 26 2010


lol well played.
-- simonj, Mar 26 2010


sorry simon about those prior nasty words which yours truly wrote there
-- pocmloc, Mar 26 2010


[pocmloc] - 1. This is not a list, it is a new word game, check the category. I know you are still fairly new around here but please try and learn what MFD's are for.

2. all words must have an equal amount of letters

3. your contribution makes little sense.
-- simonj, Mar 26 2010


"Able, aces, ache, achy, acid, acme, acne, acre, acts,
...
zany, zaps, zeal, zebu, zero, zoos,"
have four each.

(Many more seem good.)
-- csea, Mar 26 2010


//Well that Blue Note Jazz Club sure aint dull, just don't tell them that.//

"Ain't" is a contraction from which you omitted the apostrophe. Does it still count? Also, I can make the phrase longer: "Well that Blue Note Jazz Club sure aint dull, just don't tell them that, okay?"
-- DrWorm, Mar 26 2010


apostrophes are okay
-- simonj, Mar 26 2010


"Well, you can try and get one bun you can eat now, but hey, why not ask our mom and dad for one for our pal Dan you can eat his now too you big pig."
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 26 2010


great effort, except for the first word :)
-- simonj, Mar 26 2010


How about amending the rules such that the score is the number of words multiplied by the number of letters per word? This would account for the fact that longer words are harder to use than shorter words.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 26 2010


Abner's smelly turtle flings itself around zydeco-playin' hoboes.
-- DrWorm, Mar 26 2010


So, [DD], [MB] et al.,
{gives up game play}
which of those words is the main verb?
-- pertinax, Mar 28 2010


Tricky format.
-- zen_tom, Mar 29 2010


As an additional rule, pertinent to the title, all sentences should be spoken in a jazz rhythm.

This could also allow for uncommon contractions as long as they fit the accent.

Now ay's n'er bin one tah git ran' tan all nih' ... wid dem ho's

Well, it made sense to me (and yes I know the last apostrophe is technically incorrect).
-- marklar, Mar 29 2010


//all sentences should be spoken in a jazz rhythm// and in a diminished scale.
-- wagster, Mar 30 2010


I think the word length should count for double.
-- RayfordSteele, Mar 30 2010


Someone, perhaps, mightn't attempt success (scoring seventy) without several neurons heating greatly.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 30 2010


Incessantly irradiating chinchillas ameliorates undesirable microbiotic degradation, alleviating pervasively malodourous, unendurable, disagreeably biochemical outgassings.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 31 2010



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