Celebrate your favourite team with these reproduction tinted logo'd helmets that attach onto your testicles.

Whether it be the Giants or the Bears, simply place a helmet upon each testicle and secure the face guards. If "clacking" of helmets occurs a short audible re-run of a touchdown can be heard emitted from the wearer's trousers.

Watch batteries included.
-- skinflaps, Jan 24 2006

Miniature Football helmets http://cgi.ebay.com...em#ebayphotohosting
From vending machines; been around since the '70s [half, Jan 25 2006]

Fruity Helmet http://penguinx.org/?p=31
[calum, Jan 25 2006]

Safety first. http://www.scrotalsafetycommission.com/
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 27 2006]

Arsenal!
-- calum, Jan 24 2006


Functional and stylish! I can't wait to show them of to friends and family.
-- notmarkflynn, Jan 24 2006


Brilliant.
-- moomintroll, Jan 24 2006


Who needs testicle helmets when you've got skinflaps.
-- lostdog, Jan 24 2006


<squirms in seat>
Whole new meaning for "Tight-End"
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-- Jinbish, Jan 24 2006


[normzone] mentally reviews the options available for football player position oriented puns, and decides not to participate.
-- normzone, Jan 24 2006


Technically they aren't exposed...
-- 5th Earth, Jan 25 2006


Who needs skinflaps when ya got lostdog? (Just kiddin skin, but this idea has jock rot all over it, if'n ya know what I mean.) Are the hemi-ballstickles all wrinkly and etc?
-- blissmiss, Jan 25 2006


If it really floats your boat, there are mini helmets that used to be sold in vending machines for a quarter. (link)

Football's covered. Next idea is what, miniature ball caps for baseball fans?
-- half, Jan 25 2006


//hemi-ballstickles//

Sounds like a cartoon character.
-- skinflaps, Jan 25 2006


I don't know if I'm alone here, but I have this funny aversion to clipping things to my testicles.
-- wagster, Jan 25 2006


Stop giving me ideas, Druze.
-- skinflaps, Jan 25 2006


Just in time for the Superbowl.
-- RayfordSteele, Jan 27 2006



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