Small nanotech harmonicas embedded within false teeth attached via a gum shield.

With songbook upon the music stand, simply follow the tooth notes to determine which teeth to press.

Simply press the desired teeth with your fingers, then blow a resulting tune through the other teeth.

May take some practice before you may achieve a Slangpolska.

Attempting this with Teeth Flutes may require more than a simple songbook.
-- skinflaps, Aug 31 2005

Vivian Stanshall -Tubular bells narrator http://www.answers....topic/tubular-bells
[Dub, Sep 02 2005]

Would you accompany me while I play "Danny Boy" on my Nasal Flugelhorn?
-- wagster, Sep 01 2005


Can I join in with my Venezuelan eye-lash banjo and eardrum-kit?   Swing man, swing.
-- Dub, Sep 01 2005


they can double as whiteners and fight plaque and gingivitis.
-- IcarusByNight, Sep 01 2005


Your incisors and canines're a bit sharp, and your molars and premolars are flat!

<Vivian Stanshall's voice>...And Introducing Tubular Balls</VSv>
-- Dub, Sep 01 2005



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