The busy urban professional hurries to and from many meatings while juggling cellphone, blackberry and laptop.

The professional needs to look his best for his important meeting -- but who has time for grooming?

Enter the TaxiCut, a get your hair cut done while you're taking the 10 minute ride downtown. Using automated haircut devices such as the Flowbee in the back sit, the entire procedure is simple and sanitary.
-- theircompetitor, Mar 27 2004

(?) Flowbees in the back seat http://www.surftilyoudrop.com/flowbee.htm
[theircompetitor, Oct 04 2004]

Glamour Ride http://www.glamourride.com/
[theircompetitor, Apr 04 2014]

You would sumit to that???
-- simonj, Mar 27 2004


"Pothole!"
"Ouch! Dammit, I'm bleeding!"
-- krelnik, Mar 27 2004


The flowbee is safe enough for children, as they advertise it
-- theircompetitor, Mar 27 2004


Umm...that looks eerily similar to the hairvac from one of the Wayne's World movies (forget which.)
-- nick_n_uit, Mar 27 2004


Can they handle my 1040 return on the way back?
-- RayfordSteele, Mar 27 2004


I'm tearing my hair out trying to understand why this idea is so unpopular
-- theircompetitor, Mar 28 2004


[tc] - offer a coffee with the haircut. (Noone ever bones coffee ideas.)

+, so long as I don't accidentally catch one of these.
-- Detly, Mar 29 2004


Nick, thats the suck-kut from wayne's world 1 (better known as just wayne's world).
And like this idea, it certainly does suck...
-- MikeOliver, Apr 15 2004


Perfect synergy
-- Dub, Oct 09 2006


Well, not exactly what I had in mind - but hey, it is a ride, and they do cut your hair
-- theircompetitor, Apr 04 2014


What you need is an array of 17 Flowbees under CNC control. Upload your file; haircut in 12 seconds follows.

Alternatively, have one of those helmet things they have at hairdressers, but designed to suck, and with 17 cutter heads inside. That would save on piping, so it's uglier; but I think it may be more practical.
-- skoomphemph, Apr 04 2014



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