A loo roll holder which is equipped with an infrared proximity sensor - whenever a hand is extended to grasp the paper, it promptly rewinds into the holder. Once the hand is removed, the paper cautiously re-emerges.-- 8th of 7, Oct 19 2009 Retractable Loo Paper Holder Retractable_20Loo_20Paper_20HolderPrior Art. This idea is merely a response to [kaz]'s profferd Bun. [8th of 7, Oct 19 2009] Make the whole bathroom evil. evil_20laugh_20activated_20hand_20dryerAnd with Ian's suggestion, it could "taunt" as well. [blissmiss, Oct 19 2009] Evil. Utterly evil.
(+)-- Jinbish, Oct 19 2009 You are a sick man, [8th].
+-- wagster, Oct 19 2009 Have the evil laugh hand dryer thingy, and we got a {{{realllll bathroom}}}. Not for the faint of heart. Guaranteed to scare the shit outta ya. Good for the constipated.-- blissmiss, Oct 19 2009 You could add a washbasin that emitted a deep, Satanic chuckle when the plug is pulled. Some washbasins almost do this already, so it can't be that difficult to engineer.
<Waits for someone to post Evil Bathroom Of Doom idea>-- 8th of 7, Oct 19 2009 Plagiarism is the spice of life.-- 8th of 7, Oct 19 2009 Your bun has arrived [+]-- kaz, Oct 19 2009 Oooh ... pastry !-- 8th of 7, Oct 19 2009 {+} Thats just plain cruel. What do you do whenyou really need it?-- Rmac, Oct 20 2009 I'm waiting for a Mobius bog roll.-- RayfordSteele, Oct 20 2009 Would that not get a bit icky quite quickly?-- kaz, Oct 20 2009 No, because although it has only one surface, that surface is effectively infinite - so it never runs out.-- 8th of 7, Oct 20 2009 But when youtear off the sheetyou used, won't you break the strip, causing it become again a rather short long piece of paper? if you leave it on, then it will start to smell.-- Rmac, Oct 20 2009 That is pretty much what I was going to say, although with slightly less spaces than I had planned.-- kaz, Oct 20 2009 If you tear the roll just right, you simply get a longer mobius strip.-- RayfordSteele, Oct 23 2009 random, halfbakery