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Product: Weapon: Blade
Swiss Swiss Army Knife   (+1, -2)  [vote for, against]
A Swiss Army knife with holes in it, like Swiss cheese.

A novelty product.
-- mrthingy, Jan 29 2003

complete with cuckoo that pops out on the hour - swiss swiss swiss army knife
-- po, Jan 29 2003


And is completely neutral
-- jammers, Jan 29 2003


a chocolate attachment?
-- rbl, Jan 29 2003


a numbered piggy bank
-- FarmerJohn, Jan 29 2003


So the selection would be between different holes for different purposes, rather than between different tools?
-- pluterday, Jan 29 2003


When you open up the tools from the knife, do they make a sound like curtains being drawn? A Swish Swiss Army Knife.
-- DrBob, Jan 30 2003


It would have to tidy everything up into neat piles and polish leaves on hedges.
-- PeterSilly, Jan 30 2003


<homage to "The Fast Show"> Using a penknife is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Always make sure it is well oiled... </homage to "The Fast Show">
-- whimsickle, Jan 30 2003



random, halfbakery