-- mrthingy, Jun 21 2001 Oh yeah!...Oh yeah!...Oh Baby!...is that something stuck in my tooth? That's better....Oh Yeah!...-- Reverend D, Jun 21 2001 What does Switzerland need an army for anyway? Its not as if they ever join in if theres a war on.-- Redbrickterrace, Jun 21 2001 Rostfrei!-- The Military, Jun 22 2001 (...slightly uneasy about the kind of situation you might be in where, while using the dildo, you find you have to get a stone out of a horse's hoof...)-- hippo, Jun 22 2001 [UnaBubba] Or a tiny tweezer, perhaps?-- The Military, Jun 22 2001 Isn't Switzerland's military philosophy sort of the international equivalent of driving defensively--be ready for anything and you won't get taken out by some fool?-- Dog Ed, Jun 23 2001 The Swiss military philosophy is much like their knives; you never know when it might come in useful. They've never really developed a Navy however.... nor a beachwear industry!-- Ivy, Jun 26 2001 maybe the dildo could hold somehting the avarage dildo user would use, like: a tube 'o' lube, "the pill", or stuff lesbians use... + im suprised this is the only sex topic that is in the positive ratings-- i-Mer, Feb 19 2002 "Excuse me while I whip this out...."-- ConsultingDetective, Jan 29 2004 One suspects that if you need a corkscrew at this point you may have problems.
One suspects that if you need a miniature magnifying glass (which the Swiss knife doesn't have, but certain knockoffs do) -- you may have REAL problems.
And if he, she, or thee wants to do their nails, well...I'm sure there's something on cable.-- dagonet, Jan 29 2004 Oh....I envisioned a set of different size and texture sex toys, all in one.
Would it include some swiss choclate?-- normzone, Jan 29 2004 Heh I had this same idea but I thought of it as "survival dildo" and mine would be like those "Survival Knives" they sold on TV in the early 1980's all the time. U know, compass, fishooks, wire saw, matches, sewing kit, etc. +
"The blade is made from 420 molecular stainless!" - hmmm, 420 again. Must be a conspiracy...-- Size_Mick, Jan 29 2004 420 is somewhat symbolic in pot smoking circles. The time 4:20 is the "international" pot smoking time to some stoners. Supposedly it originated as a police code for someone smoking marijuana. There is no conspiracy, your just being paranoid....-- KLRico, Jan 29 2004 Actually 420 is national Get-High day, it is Hitlers B-day, the 20th of April.-- Weirdo55, Feb 22 2004 Same day as the Columbine incident, too. I always wondered when I'd see this idea in the "Recent 3" again.-- AfroAssault, Feb 22 2004 Back to the dildo... I sure hope none of the "useful gadgets" are spring-loaded. A pick-axe and a parachute are great things... but only when you're ready for them.-- MuddyBuddy, Feb 22 2004 random, halfbakery