Surfing is all about looking as chill as possible while actually being as hard-core as possible.

The most hard-core part of surfing is the risk of shark attacks.

Thus, to make your surfing more impressive, put a giant leaky bucket of chum (fish guts) on your surfboard, paddle out, and have at it!

If you're lucky, you'll jump just feet ahead of the sharks.

Gnarly.
-- sninctown, Aug 05 2015

I basically see no problem with this.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 05 2015


Sharks obviously prefer humans.
-- cudgel, Aug 05 2015


So, why not chop up humans instead of fish guts ? Fish appear to be on the decline, whereas humans continue to proliferate (partly by eating fish).

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-- 8th of 7, Aug 05 2015


I'm saddened that skeet surfing never really caught on.
-- RayfordSteele, Aug 05 2015


Thank you for the kind words.
-- sninctown, Aug 10 2015


We're gonna need a bigger board.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 10 2015


I would watch this.
-- pocmloc, Aug 11 2015



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