Seizing the day is so yesterday. Join the millions seizing the tomorrows... off candy shop shelves with new Sun-Dried Tomorrows! Mouth-watering periods of time lovingly grown in a bright future, left to dry in the summer of love.
Worried about that job interview in two weeks? And who could forget the prom. Just find the date in your bag of Tomorrows and let those worries melt away on your tongue. The future never tasted so good.
Shaped like little flip calendars they come in all flavours from Productive Pineapple, Better Banana, Unforgettable Fig and Hope-filled Hummus. Line them up and count the days 'til your next bag. Or buy in bulk and savour the rest of your life!
(Not to be confused with sun-dried dates. Please note Sun- Dried Tomorrows are Best Before the day after tomorrow)
NEW!! Sun-Dried Tomorrows... for Pessimists. All the worst flavours - Dog Poop, Body Odor, Corpse and Skunk-In-A-Trash- Can-- Treejuice, Oct 20 2017 illustration https://typingthisw...driedtomorrows1.jpg [Treejuice, Oct 20 2017] Might go well with Dates, too ...-- 8th of 7, Oct 20 2017 Favorite treat of MacBeth?-- RayfordSteele, Oct 20 2017 [+]-- FlyingToaster, Oct 20 2017 Only if the sun on the meadow is summery warm.-- 8th of 7, Oct 20 2017 This Idea appears to qualify as employing magic, an mfd offense.-- Vernon, Oct 20 2017 Well, at least it's not in vehicle: traffic jam-- normzone, Oct 20 2017 // employing magic, an mfd offense. //
Perhaps it would be possible to claim that the magic is just volunteering, and not actually "employed" ?-- 8th of 7, Oct 20 2017 In today's news, Magic has filed suit regarding it's status as an independent contractor. Magic's representative states that working conditions constitute full time employment, which in some jurisdictions require both specific deductions and benefits as compensation.
Annotations left for [Treejuice] have not been responded to at this time.-- normzone, Oct 20 2017 "Shaped like little flip calendars they come in all flavours"
I feel like I'm scrounging up the obvious, but you could make discrete day time release MDMA to schedule your sunshine.
Ok, think little blobs, then make them fizz with cyanoacrylate surface so they adhere to the GI tract, then internally he MDMA soaks through a material to be released after a certain number of days. I am sure there is some better way to do it.-- beanangel, Oct 20 2017 (marked-for-tagline)
I am sure there is some better way to do it.-- normzone, Oct 20 2017 Provided that you're only exploiting magical thinking in others, rather than indulging in it yourself, I don't think this is prohibited under the terms of the act. And even the latter prohibition is suspended if you can prove that you are [JesusHChrist] because, you know, credit for sheer persistence and unintended entertainment value.-- pertinax, Oct 21 2017 random, halfbakery