If you are someone who wears eyeglasses (such as this particular baker), you'll know that dirty specs are an unfortunate problem that requires immediate fixing.
I often employ the nearest piece of material for this job which envariably is a shirt. This is not ideal and often serves to smudge the lens and not clean.
I hate that. Smeary glasses.
The solution : functional fashion. A suit with the ideal glasses cleaning material (that small bit from your case), sewn into the inside of the suit or trouser pocket.-- jonthegeologist, Apr 19 2005 Why not? you could have different cloths for different purposes.-- skinflaps, Apr 19 2005 Until that day, sew a bit on the back of your tie.
[skin] - did that mean what I think it meant? Or did it mean something else?-- wagster, Apr 19 2005 I have this problem. +-- DesertFox, Apr 19 2005 Me too+-- zeno, Apr 19 2005 Actually, I just let my glasses get dirtier and dirtier until my vision is reduced to 50%, then I wash them if I'm near a sink when I'm thinking about it.
Or I just wear contacts.-- disbomber, Apr 19 2005 Suits yeux sir, suits yeux.-- neilp, Apr 20 2005 we can't all borrow your cloth though [UnaBubba].-- neilp, Apr 20 2005 ...or you could have the suit tailored from shammy, hey that might make a decent overall.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 20 2005 //...or you could have the suit tailored from shammy// (chamois)
Hey, then you could stand at the end of the car-wash line and run a car-drying service with your suit!-- disbomber, Apr 20 2005 //(chamois)// Isn't that a paint color?
Kidding. I was picturing the commercial with Al Jolsen in a tux on one knee saying, "Shammy, shammy"-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 20 2005 It's just ewe.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 20 2005 So it's not a pair of trouser legs to put over the... erm... arms of your glasses, and a pair of shoes and socks to go on the ends?
That's a thought, has anyone done that one yet?-- Saveloy, Apr 20 2005 feel free [saveloy].-- jonthegeologist, Apr 20 2005 random, halfbakery