A coat covered with suction cups pointing outward. Not only is it a fun fashion statement, it allows your coat to be hung on smooth surfaces like windows, file cabinets, refrigerators, etc.

Fishbone away!
-- lumpy, Jan 10 2002

Hope you don't get stuck in the doorway at the Skinny Only Disco (SOD).
-- thumbwax, Jan 10 2002


Don't sit down on any smooth surfaces while wearing it, either.
-- phoenix, Jan 10 2002


Just don't pick a fight with someone bigger than you while wearing this. You and the coat would get slammed into a wall and stuck there for the amusement of all.
-- bluerowan, Jan 10 2002


wq: of course. But a heavier man would have a larger backside, and therefore will have more suction cups to support his weight.
-- neelandan, Jan 10 2002


sounds useful but ugly. I'll stand
-- PauloSargaco, Sep 17 2003


You know, I would use it to attempt to climb glass buildings.... Can I have suction cup gloves and shoes as well?
-- ultra-toaster 3000, Oct 18 2009



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