The scariest costume of the season. Comes with a CEO face mask (grinning and dollar sign eyes) and elastic handcuffs. Kids, watch your candy sack around this "wrong doer".-- jackoutofthebox, Oct 30 2002 stupid white men http://www.michaelm...oks-films/index.phpA bestseller by Michael Moore [jackoutofthebox, Oct 04 2004] Perhaps with a large money sack over the shoulder to hold their bonuses and company pension funds?-- dare99, Oct 30 2002 Does it come with a fake CV?
If you plan to spend the evening with your friends, they could dress as the Board of Directors. <cue the vigorous nodding of heads and votes of confidence> They could spend the whole evening looking for other men dressed as CEOs so as to gain additional Directorships.-- slide, Oct 30 2002 Baked. I see people dressed as rich corporate bastards every halloween (NYC). Suits & moneybags.-- snarfyguy, Oct 30 2002 Okay. I'll see what I can do, or else remove my objection...-- snarfyguy, Oct 30 2002 I think this would be scary only for the truly unenlightened sheep who believe everything they hear and cannot make a decision on their own.-- bristolz, Oct 30 2002 It's called humor.-- jackoutofthebox, Oct 30 2002 The funniest part of it is where you tell the audience that it's humor.-- bristolz, Oct 30 2002 I read the Help menu and found no rule against political satire inventions. Did I miss it somewhere?
I've added a link. Is there a problem with that?-- jackoutofthebox, Oct 31 2002 Yes! You did it wrong.-- bristolz, Oct 31 2002 heh?-- jackoutofthebox, Oct 31 2002 <kidding>-- bristolz, Nov 01 2002 random, halfbakery