Ovens are dated technology that are too predictable. The new Stoichiometric oven is much more dangerous. Instead of constant combustion when heating the oven uses a constant stream of fuel and pure oxygen, resulting in periodic explosions. The igniter is a centrally mounted spark generator triggered by a sophisticated fuel to air ratio analyzer.
Produces self tenderized meat and entertaining explosions. Possible safety feature of a locking oven door ensures no litigation impetration-- evilpenguin, Dec 31 2012 Leave it to an evil penguin to invent an exploding oven. [+] What about a Stoichiometric car that doesn't go right away but boy when it does!-- Brian the Painter, Dec 31 2012 Pointlessly dangerous and highly inadvisable use of fuel-air explosives. Have a somewhat scorched and flattened croissant
Not sure about // Possible safety feature // though.-- 8th of 7, Dec 31 2012 I think the idea is that you can lock the door while the cat / small child / whatever is inside, to reduce the danger of them opening the door just before the explosion goes off.-- Wrongfellow, Dec 31 2012 [+]
After awhile a hunk of meat would be tenderized from the shockwaves, seared on the outside from the explosions, and mildly cooked on the inside from the compressions.
Perfect.-- FlyingToaster, Dec 31 2012 And There Was Much Rejoicing -- 8th of 7, Dec 31 2012 //... is much more dangerous. // Done. [+]-- Letsbuildafort, Jan 01 2013 random, halfbakery