Food: Restaurant: Entertainment
Stoichiometric oven   (+8, -1)  [vote for, against]
easyquake oven

Ovens are dated technology that are too predictable. The new Stoichiometric oven is much more dangerous. Instead of constant combustion when heating the oven uses a constant stream of fuel and pure oxygen, resulting in periodic explosions. The igniter is a centrally mounted spark generator triggered by a sophisticated fuel to air ratio analyzer.

Produces self tenderized meat and entertaining explosions. Possible safety feature of a locking oven door ensures no litigation impetration
-- evilpenguin, Dec 31 2012

Leave it to an evil penguin to invent an exploding oven. [+] What about a Stoichiometric car that doesn't go right away but boy when it does!
-- Brian the Painter, Dec 31 2012


Pointlessly dangerous and highly inadvisable use of fuel-air explosives. Have a somewhat scorched and flattened croissant …

Not sure about // Possible safety feature // though.
-- 8th of 7, Dec 31 2012


I think the idea is that you can lock the door while the cat / small child / whatever is inside, to reduce the danger of them opening the door just before the explosion goes off.
-- Wrongfellow, Dec 31 2012


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After awhile a hunk of meat would be tenderized from the shockwaves, seared on the outside from the explosions, and mildly cooked on the inside from the compressions.

Perfect.
-- FlyingToaster, Dec 31 2012


And There Was Much Rejoicing …
-- 8th of 7, Dec 31 2012


//... is much more dangerous. //

Done. [+]
-- Letsbuildafort, Jan 01 2013



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