An authentic-looking messy curly wig that you wear when reading any of his books.

To improve sales of popular science books and also help the reader to 'get into the mind' of the Author.

Also Darwin beards for reading 'Origin of Species'.
-- monojohnny, Jun 28 2006

should sell the wigs here http://www.thinking...d.com/4spinker.html
[xandram, Jun 28 2006]

+ sounds like fun, though I want mine in a longer version, thanks.....and no beard for me.
-- xandram, Jun 28 2006


i want a darwin beard for reading the darwin awards. increase your feeling of superiority over the awardees tenfold!
-- tcarson, Jun 28 2006


I want a Hawking-voiced computer to read his books to me.
-- nihilo, Jun 29 2006


Ooh ooh, and ear severing kits for sale at the entrance to Van Gogh exhibits.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 29 2006


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! my face is on fire. <runs around, trips over the length of beard and knocks himself unconscious on the coffee table, earning a darwin award himself>
-- tcarson, Jun 29 2006


I have a little squeezy brain for finger excercise. I think I'll just use that.
-- zigness, Jul 01 2006


And if we're reading Danielle Steele? (Not me personally, you understand - can't stand her stuff myself.)
-- DrCurry, Jul 02 2006



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