Small, self-adhesive labels to stick on, or next to, unremovable stains.
Provides a fail-safe conversation topic at dinner parties while adding a bit of drama to your life.
"Jane's vomit, 11/09/05"
"Tom's semen, 07/12/05"
"Unknown substance (blood?) --/--/--"-- Mr Phase, Jan 30 2006 Stain-A-Way http://www.aquaclea...ems.com/laundry.htmRemoves vomit, semen, etc. [DrCurry, Jan 31 2006] Soy Sauce Stain Removal http://housekeeping...stains_soysauce.htmYeah, bleach'll do it. [DrCurry, Jan 31 2006] Signed by artist perhaps
Art Patron: I had Jane over for drinks last night, I wanted something that would really pop against the dark colored wood - so nothing for her but merlot and Spaghetti-O's. I got her to sign it the next morning. Genius, ney Auteur...there really isn't a word grand enough for her kind of talent.-- redsimple, Jan 30 2006 Semen and vomit "unremovable stains"? You're not using the right carpet cleaner!
P.S. Unless your house already looks like a museum, I don't see this playing well.-- DrCurry, Jan 30 2006 Little flags on toothpicks.
At least Jane's vomit and Tom's semen are not the same stain.-- bristolz, Jan 30 2006 [DrCurry], perhaps the stains are unremovable for sentimental reasons.-- calum, Jan 30 2006 those two were just not meant to be.-- po, Jan 30 2006 !-- DrCurry, Jan 30 2006 I like it...but it would be a little funny to walk on. Maybe stain stencils?-- riemann_ranger, Jan 30 2006 So how do you get Jane to vomit and Tom to, uh, whatever, through the stencil in the first place?-- DrCurry, Jan 30 2006 I've been going through a period of getting one drop of soy sauce on an otherwise white shirt - and it doesn't wash out.
I've considered writing the words "soy sauce" in soy sauce on the shirt, with an arrow pointing to the stain.-- normzone, Jan 30 2006 I can't believe that bleach won't remove a soy sauce stain, but I'm not about to experiment on my own shirts.-- DrCurry, Jan 31 2006 //Soy Sauce Stain Removal// I've tried this, it only made the wine stain worse.
I think this is fully sick (local dialect, meaning good). As someone whose carpet tells many stories, I'm actually tempted to do it. +-- spidermother, Jan 31 2006 excellent - could also assign spots for potential staining episodes to maintain symmetry - a big +-- xenzag, Jan 31 2006 "<-- Stain left by adhesive on label pointing out earlier stain, wrongly thought to be unremoveable"-- hippo, Jan 31 2006 This would work well, perhaps better, on desks.
Imagine arriving at your new job, being shown to your desk and reading "Spilt coffee, 20/09/05. WARNING: May still contain flu germs..."-- Mr Phase, Jan 31 2006 ...or, indeed, "Tom's semen, 07/12/05"-- DrCurry, Jan 31 2006 "By the way, Tom was fired on 8/12/05"-- hippo, Jan 31 2006 I'm also considering sewing the labels into carpet, because of the difficulty of sticking labels onto fabric. Carpets in a well lived-in house would start to resemble patchwork quilts.-- Mr Phase, Feb 02 2006 BLUD ->-- moomintroll, Feb 02 2006 I get the impression that [moomintroll] takes great delight in making chalk outlines out of enamel paint.-- shapu, Feb 02 2006 //At least Jane's vomit and Tom's semen are not the same stain.//Hah! Made me erase what I was going to say.-- ldischler, Feb 02 2006 MORE BLUD->
I say, this is fun, isn't it?-- moomintroll, Feb 02 2006 Of course. "fun".-- Mr Phase, Feb 03 2006 random, halfbakery