This would be a milk-for-coffee-dispenser that can be activated using one hand - by placing the coffee cup on a small platform and gently increasing the presure downward on the platform. The milk comes out of a squirty tube above the coffee cup. This would eliminate the need for putting down the stuff you have in one hand so you can open the milk dispenser with that hand and then pour the milk in your coffee.-- JesusHChrist, Nov 08 2006 Oh wow. It must have been a long day, I was expecting something significantly different than the above idea.
[+] just for making me feel slightly better about the latest standard of ideas, even if I take my coffee very black.-- Custardguts, Nov 08 2006 JesusHChrist, have you ever thought to ask for cream in your coffee, they do this for free at the counter.-- Chefboyrbored, Nov 08 2006 Amazingly enough, Squirty Creamer is my nickname around the office.-- wylie_coyote, Nov 09 2006 random, halfbakery