Miracle spray that penetrates into cracks of surface and then quickly polymerizes to form a mat with a slick surface. When finished with surface, remove with knife and either dispose of it or incinerate it.

Perfect for the outdoorsy type who needs to turn a tree stump into a computer desk in order to upload videos of his latest nature hike. Can also be used as an impromptu placemat for gourmet campfire meals.
-- Cuit_au_Four, Sep 20 2015

I was under the impression that modern optical mice work pretty much on just about any surface, no preparation of tree-bark necessary. For an old fashioned ball-mouse, OK.
-- Vernon, Sep 20 2015



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