I had a thought the other day that 'waterboarding' sounds more like the name of a sport than the name of a torture. You know… snowboarding, wakeboarding, skateboarding, waterboarding?

That inspired this idea, which is to combine sports with tortures. You try to do as well as you can in a sport while suffering from a torture. For example:

- rowing + scaphism

- basketball + heretic's fork

- hurdles + shrew's fiddle
-- notexactly, Nov 22 2015

Vaguely Reminiscent of The Kitty Olympics The_20Kitty_20Olympics
Oh, For Heaven's Sake, You're a Smart (Half)Baker -- there's a Parallel Here, I Tell You! [Grogster, Nov 28 2015]

An iron maiden could move very quickly down a luge track.
-- tatterdemalion, Nov 22 2015


Spanish donkey racing?
-- Wrongfellow, Nov 22 2015


Thumb-screw wrestling?
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Nov 22 2015


How about simply competing who tolerates most torture. Like identical waterboarding treatments and last man standing wins. Great spectator sport.
-- AK-74, Nov 23 2015


Baked, for the spectators at a cricket match.
-- 8th of 7, Nov 23 2015


football?
-- pashute, Nov 23 2015


bobsled + Judas chair

Also, thanks to [jutta] (I assume) for moving this to the proper category, which I didn't realize existed.
-- notexactly, Nov 23 2015


What? No Bun? Well Sirs or Madams (or both), I'll not hear of it! [+] Take That!
-- Grogster, Nov 28 2015


Butt Weight!

There's More...

This was vaguely reminiscent of The Kitty Olympics <link> except for humans.
-- Grogster, Nov 28 2015



random, halfbakery