For people who own a business and have a public bathroom, one of those battery operated air fresheners that presses the button on the can every ten minutes. However this air freshener has the ability to take a sports horn whenever the buisness owner has a bad day and wants to scare people.
-- Amishman35, Oct 30 2006

I remember the first time I came across one of those automatic air fresheners. I was just unhooking the belt, when this contraption I hadn't noticed before suddenly gave a short, staccato whirr. I peered up at it, just in time to get a faceful of noxious stinging spray.

An air horn in that situation would have cured my constipation, that's for sure.
-- egbert, Nov 01 2006



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