We often bemoan the effects of gravity on our wobbly bits, faces and the like as we gradually do a life-long impression of a Tussauds model in Death Valley. The answer seems to be quite straightforward: spend every other day upside down. So you are the right way up on Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday and Monday, but upside down on Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Sunday, and so forth. This would counteract the effects of gravity, reduce the occurrence of varicose veins and cause you to die young of a brain haemorrhage, so there's no real down side.
-- nineteenthly, Dec 30 2012

Gravity boots http://en.wikipedia.../wiki/Gravity_boots
Believe it or not, this was once a popular thing. [BunsenHoneydew, Dec 30 2012]

// so there's no real down side. //

I see what you did there.
-- BunsenHoneydew, Dec 30 2012


Well i didn't! I clearly have a wisdom beyond my own consciousness.
-- nineteenthly, Dec 30 2012


or fly to Australia on alternative days
-- xenzag, Dec 30 2012


I think it would be easier to spend every day horizontal than alternate days upside down.
-- phundug, Dec 30 2012


Well, I did spend the holidays drinking ale in my pajamas...
-- normzone, Dec 31 2012


I'm a believer. [+]
-- xandram, Dec 31 2012



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