This lighter is shaped like ready-to-launch space shuttle, or other space craft of your preference at much reduced scale. The solid rocket boosters are equipped with real ammonium perchlorate which can be lit by a little flint wheel hidden in the bottom of the big fuel tank thingy. You won't be able to put the flame out until its fuel is depleted, but on the plus side, it should work underwater.
-- bs0u0155, Sep 23 2015

Handy for when your spouse says "pass me the lighter, will you?" by long-distance phone call.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 23 2015


Might as well just make thermit matches and be done with it.

...Can we get thermite matches? I'll take..... A pallet or two.
-- Custardguts, Sep 24 2015



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