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Coming soon: PseudoSolar Roof Shingles
-- nuclear hobo, Jun 30 2007

alternative green car http://www.maniacworld.com/grass-car.jpg
[Ling, Jun 30 2007]

real ones are much better http://www.engadget...olar-powered-prius/
[xandram, Jul 02 2007]

[+] Perhaps you could also launch a range of pseudo-wind turbines? I'd like mine to be full size, and driven by a huge motor. That way, my turbine can be seen spinning ecologically even when there's no wind. Plus, I'd enjoy a cool breeze on those hot muggy days.I'd also like a pseudo-tidal- energy device along the same lines, though its power requirements may be daunting.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 30 2007


I guess you could take this even further, and have a faux recycling bin that goes out with the trash. A service could come and refill it with new materials every week.
-- normzone, Jun 30 2007


Even better if they actually worked, and charged up the battery of the GM "light" hybrid.
-- elhigh, Jul 02 2007


Immoral but funny. Neutral.
-- wagster, Jul 02 2007


Is that an active neutral or a passive neutral?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 02 2007


It's probably the gear that he's in.
-- skinflaps, Jul 02 2007


Passive. But the end result is the same.
-- wagster, Jul 02 2007


Bun, this is at least better than stick-on bullet holes and "my child is an honor student at Calvin Coolidge Middle School". And don't get me started about Truck Nuts ... [MaxwellBuchanan] and [normzone] above show that there is a huge untapped market for faux-green merchandise, especially now that carbon credits have lost their luster.
-- batou, Jul 02 2007



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