This enterprise would sell socks and underwear in a package (same size and shape as a 12 oz. soft drink) that fits drink vending machines to allow versatility to vendors.

edit: Unlike those sold in Japan, these would be fresh and new and marketed to the normal consumer for actual use as every-day undergarments.

Edit 2: While I agree there exist vending machines that dispense socks this idea is for a container be made to allow such items t<o conveniently fit in commonly existing vending machines.

Edit 3: you probably all know this already but for the odd man out: I wouldn't recommend googling underwear vending.
-- Voice, Apr 26 2011

socks in a can(ish) http://www.gogogiggle.com/socks.html
[po, Apr 26 2011]

socks in a vending machine http://news.cnet.co..._105-9751100-1.html
[xandram, Apr 26 2011]

in case you're thinking of other stuff for vending machines http://www.toxel.co...l-vending-machines/
[xandram, Apr 26 2011]

whiskey vending machine http://www.flickr.c.../andy631/430386486/
[not_morrison_rm, Apr 26 2011]

vending machine camouflage skirt http://www.eatmedai...ine-camouflage-wtf/
..ok I'll stop... [not_morrison_rm, Apr 26 2011]

Japan.
-- rcarty, Apr 26 2011


Howabout two tall cans with an articulated section in the middle, and they could just be worn as socks? Useful for forgetful knights or fire ant areas.
-- not_morrison_rm, Apr 26 2011


I want the socks, underwear, and white t-shirt stacked in a tennis ball can, with the gurantee of sterility, and I want the satisfying whishh when you open it. I would pay $10 US for this.
-- nomocrow, Apr 27 2011


you sound like an advert for a washing powder.
-- po, Apr 27 2011


Years ago when I was at college, I can remember my girl friend buying sexy knickers in a can, and having me open it. Nice surprise.
-- xenzag, Apr 27 2011


If the poster said "No, we can'!" would that be cantankerous?
-- mouseposture, Apr 28 2011


Do people really soil themselves that often?
-- bob, Apr 28 2011


No, but they will.
-- rcarty, Apr 28 2011



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