All contestants are provided with a government declaration before competing, that they are not terrorists and that should they be caught it explains at the top of the form 'no - this is a tv reality program'.

Two teams must try to smuggle a series of chosen items through different airport security checkpoints around the world ie - a cucumber wrapped in aluminium foil, 2kg of talcum powder, fake pistol, rubber knife, large ticking alarm clock attached to 5 cooked sausages wrapped in masking tape, exotic pie dishes etc.

When they all meet at a designated point somewhere in the world, the team with the most remaining items are declared the champions, and ornate flutes are sounded with acompanying shouting and tossing of hats.
-- benfrost, Feb 03 2005

95 egg-sized balloons filled with rat poison.

Sorry, recently watched Maria Full of Grace.
-- Worldgineer, Feb 03 2005


Most remaining items? Most remaining members, perhaps. people get jail sentences even for joking about carrying guns/drugs at airports...
-- david_scothern, Feb 03 2005


Yes but the real smugglers already have an advantage.
-- yabba do yabba dabba, Feb 03 2005


why would anyone stop you with 2kg of talcum powder?
-- gronner, Oct 12 2005



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