Want the madness to end? Can't convince someone else that it's over?
For a small fee, we will deliver to the time and place of your choosing, a large woman with robes, horns, spear and shield will belt out a few notes indicating that It Is Over.
Perfect for ending long committee meetings, breakups at restaurants, fights, inane conversation, and other unwanted interactions with the clueless.-- timpestuous, Jun 26 2003 Mrs Merton aka Caroline Aherne http://carolinescom...carolineaherne.html [po, Oct 17 2004] One possible vendor of this service http://www.geocitie...raypages/index.htmlArt by [RayfordSteele] [bristolz, Oct 17 2004] At last, a job for blissmiss! (With padding, of course, I'm not trying to suggest anything about her shape.)-- DrCurry, Jun 26 2003 Mr. Burns: the results for "Fat Man" are actually worse...-- DrCurry, Jun 26 2003 They could charge double-rates on Friday afternoons.-- RayfordSteele, Jun 26 2003 DC, set me thinking... I can just picture blissy hosting a chat show. Mrs Merton eat your heart out.-- po, Jun 26 2003 random, halfbakery