The "Silent Film" mode for DVD players will show all films in grainy black and white with a slightly variable frame-rate. The musical score for the film will be analysed and converted to a piano accompaniment. Random subtitles from the DVD's subtitle track will occasionally be extracted and shown, surrounded by decorative flourishes, in an old-fashioned typeface in white on a black screen. The credits will be shown at the beginning of the film. At the end of the film, the text "THE END" will be shown over the closing shot.-- hippo, Nov 03 2010 Only tenuously related to this idea. http://www.boingboi...lloween-the-gr.html [DrBob, Nov 03 2010] <antique flashcard>
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[+]-- 8th of 7, Nov 03 2010 Brill. Though in the case of Star Wars, I would rather like to see Darth Vader recast as a moustache twiddling, top-hat wearing villain, who keeps kidnapping Princess Leia and tying her to the hyper-tracks.-- zen_tom, Nov 03 2010 //analysed and converted to a piano accompaniment// Is this possible to automate? Shouldn't it just _be_ silent? Or at least just make ciné projector sound effects sssschackerchackerchacker... You can sit at the piano and improvise your own accompaniment. I agree with [ZT], this sounds like a project for a studio of film-makers (in China presumably, to keep costs down)-- pocmloc, Nov 03 2010 / //analysed and converted to a piano accompaniment// Is this possible to automate? /
It should be, with the appropriate software, but on a computer, not on the cheap hardware inside a DVD player.-- BunsenHoneydew, Nov 03 2010 Very amusing :)-- phundug, Nov 03 2010 + fun but I'm afraid this is baked my old VCR player!! ;)-- xandram, Nov 03 2010 Eh? Why?-- BunsenHoneydew, Nov 04 2010 I think what Ian's getting at is the style of older films to faff-about for much of the beginning of the film, setting context etc - in a way that's not so necessary nowadays (certainly not via the medium of big banners providing the exposition in text anyway) now that a common set of standard conventions (and alongside those, viewer expectations) can be relied upon, we can normally skip almost directly to the explosions.-- zen_tom, Nov 04 2010 Sounds good to me. [+]-- xenzag, Nov 04 2010 FINALLY! Old DVD porn is old again! [+]-- Letsbuildafort, Nov 07 2010 Friends did this with their wedding video. Devastatingly funny, with jerky motion and cars zooming about frantically.-- infidel, Nov 08 2010 Two thumbs up, by the way.-- infidel, Nov 11 2010 random, halfbakery