Oprah Winfrey is such a delight, it is a shame she doesn't have 2 heads, so that we may enjoy her twice as much.
Enter the Siamese Winfrey, launched to a fanfare of bowing gestures, ornate trumpet toots and the tossing of small pieces of paper into the air. It is not genetics - no! It is a doll for housewives of all ages.
The left head is fat Oprah, the right is thin Oprah and this means hours of pretend conversation. She has a singular body - with two swivelling heads and little levers at the back of each neck operates the opening and closing of their mouths so that you may have mock interviews each day.-- benfrost, Apr 07 2005 Spoken Word Performance Video of the idea above: Siamese Winfrey http://www.youtube....watch?v=3plfOEe74Nsspoken word by ben frost @ pet cemetary at the oxford art factory, feb 7th 2008 [benfrost, Feb 12 2008] twice the tears-- Blumster, Apr 10 2005 random, halfbakery