Play golf, substituting the ball with a shotput, and the club with your best throwing arm. Standard-sized golf course. Hole-shotput size ratio equal to current hole-golfball ratio.-- 21 Quest, May 04 2013 Substitute the club with a sledgehammer?-- pocmloc, May 05 2013 This should sort out the gopher problem.-- skinflaps, May 05 2013 Spectators must wear helmets.-- blissmiss, May 05 2013 Liberal use of the warning, "...FORE!!!..." highly recommended. [+]-- Grogster, May 05 2013 Given the hazard created by the backswing, it amazes me that golfers don't cry 'AFT!'-- 21 Quest, May 05 2013 [+] nice-- leinypoo13, May 07 2013 The average shot put distance is on the order of 20 feet, and a golf drive can be a couple hundred yards or more. This would get really boring (not to mention physically exhausting) really fast. Why not start 100 feet or so away from the hole?-- ytk, May 07 2013 You really think golf could get more boring, do you?-- 21 Quest, May 08 2013 If there were thirty times as much of it, sure.-- ytk, May 08 2013 The ball should be an atlas stone, with the hole scaled up as before. The game can be played either hefting and tossing, or with a caber as a club.-- calum, May 08 2013 I like the imagery that brings to mind, Calum.-- 21 Quest, May 08 2013 random, halfbakery