Look sharp and sophisticated in these sensible, big boy shorts. One denim leg makes a slim skirt and the other a handbag on the hip, with leather strap.
Turn heads as you stride in style, with your purse, lunch, books and gym clothes in your pants.-- FarmerJohn, Mar 14 2003 (?) drawing http://www.geocitie...ie/shortsskirt.html [FarmerJohn, Oct 21 2004] Very classy. Here's a croissant to stuff in your shorts.-- Worldgineer, Mar 14 2003 I am sorry FarmerJohn, normally I am falling all over my self (elf) at reading (and seeing your ideas). This one however, presents some problems. First, unless these were pre-sewn before you bought them, one would need to add a U-shaped piece of identical fabric where the seam on the hip would be. Secondly, once adding that piece of fabric, you would them need to add a zipper (or some sort of opening and closing device) to get the skirt on. Finally, if my lunch,books and everything I carry in my bags each day was in this pouch next to my legs, I would need to remove almost everything in order to sit comfortably.-- Isis, Mar 14 2003 I hope no one heard me scream when I saw this.... Do you think she has enough room in there for another croissant?-- brenna, Mar 14 2003 Isis: 'Course, they're pre-sewn including the bottom of the other leg, and the real zipper is in the back of the skirt. To sit, you'd have to fold up the bag towards your lap or use a bench.-- FarmerJohn, Mar 14 2003 She looks Maaahhvelous! (+)-- X2Entendre, Mar 14 2003 This is getting an oversized croissant from me because it looks like something I might do for a laugh around the house. Nice picture! :D-- XSarenkaX, Mar 14 2003 She appear to have one huge tooth, rather than lots of separate teeth like normal people. Not a bad idea though as it'd save on dental floss.-- hippo, Mar 15 2003 Think bell-bottoms (+)-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 15 2003 My friend has pants like these, she can fit her entire body into one leg. shouldn't be too hard to bake. i like muchos, i'm gonna steal a pair of her pants and make my own!-- igirl, Mar 15 2003 Please, I beg of you - don't tell your schoolmates you saw the idea here.-- thumbwax, Mar 15 2003 don't worry, i won't. i'll just let them think i'm brilliant and thought of it on my own-- igirl, Mar 17 2003 random, halfbakery