Halfbakery: Shapely Pants

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Fashion: Pants: Shape
Shapely Pants (+2) [vote for, against]
You know... for visual impact

This idea is probably not for you, if you're already a little overendowed in the gluteal regions.

However, for those of you worried about your posterior presentation, Shapely Pants may be the product for you.

Shapely Pants is a flame-proof, puncture-proof, future- proof addition to your personal grooming repertoire.

It is made by taking a mould of your existing butt shape and creating a pad that fits perfectly to your existing shape, yet fills out your jeans, trousers or skirt with a butt shaped like your favourite movie or sports star's booty, giving you a perky, pleasing profile at all times.

It's held to your body with a simple stocking sleeve and is fully washable, for hygiene purposes.

Schwarzenegger, Jean-Claude van Damme, J-lo, Beyonce... take your pick.

It's a whole lot cheaper than buttock implants.
-- UnaBubba, May 29 2012

Mr. and Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular http://en.wikipedia...ris.27_Ford_Popular
Between "Life of Tschaikowsky" & "The Fish-Slapping Dance" [8th of 7, May 29 2012]

Best strapline ever... http://www.lovemybu...lifting-boxer.shtml
[Phrontistery, May 29 2012]

http://www.feelfoxy.com [hippo, May 29 2012]

http://www.lovemybubbles.com/shopBB.shtml [hippo, May 29 2012]

I'm pretty sure this product is already available in Japan or China, where young women buy underwear with strategically-placed padding to give the contours of a more rounded 'Western' posterior.
-- hippo, May 29 2012

And apologies, [UB] - I felt a bit mean saying "I'm pretty sure this product is already available" without providing proof, but I didn't want to Google "Asian women round bottom knickers" at work.
-- hippo, May 29 2012

Why not, [hippo]? News of the World is no longer scanning email accounts, is it?
-- UnaBubba, May 29 2012

"Trim-jeans" ?