I dunno, I have had two crotch-related ideas today, and maybe it's pushing it a little, but here goes (and sorry if you find this offensive):
A grocery store that specializes in appropriately-sized cucumbers, carrots, hot dogs, sausages, doughnuts, pies, etc... nuff said. I'm a tomato; I get turned on by this sort of thing.-- polartomato, Aug 08 2002 Sextable Porn http://www.amazon.c...39104319/halfbakery [DrCurry, Aug 08 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004] FoodPorn http://www.foodporn.com/But those tomatoes are... naked. [st3f, Aug 08 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004] With recipie ideas? Erotic murder mystery kits? It's sick but I kinda like it-- madradish, Aug 08 2002 Produce With Fetishes: The Video-- too hot for TV!-- watermelancholy, Aug 08 2002 From the video:The Swede touched her melons and she his pea and bell peppers. "Lettuce cucumber together," he sighed as he radished and garliced her.-- FarmerJohn, Aug 08 2002 Oh, come now. It isn't polite to watch the salad dressing. Re-produce needs its privacy.
By the way, does anyone else find it strange that the polartomato, madradish, and watermelancholy are all names that sound like a veggie or fruit, and FarmerJohn sounds like a farmer? Where's PotatoStew?-- polartomato, Aug 08 2002 I'm confused. I thought grocery stores already sold appropriately sized cucumbers, etc....?-- DrCurry, Aug 08 2002 mental note: don't eat the salad at polartomato's house.-- rbl, Aug 08 2002 <disturbing mental image>Playfruit magazine... </disturbing mental image>-- BinaryCookies, Aug 08 2002 [blissmiss]: You are making me laugh with your annotating. "Date." Ha ha ha ho ho ho.-- earl, Aug 08 2002 anything with big leaves, blissy. for pete's sake.-- po, Aug 08 2002 use your imagination, blissy. its your most useful tool.-- po, Aug 08 2002 I am interested in the doughnut idea - but who's to say what's the appropriate size!?!?-- farmbrough, May 14 2004 i really cant believe there is a food: genital category! Come one HB get your collective minds out of the gutter.-- etherman, May 14 2004 random, halfbakery