How many miles must a seamstress stitch Before they call her on the phone? The answer my friend Is that she's quite happy to be alone, and unforsaken

Is that sew hard to believe? Or does it have you in stitches? Either way, This seastress would probably be better off writing poetry. And if that ain't cryptic enough for ya - poetry is just broken pottery that holds no tea, we hear.
-- Edie, Apr 11 2024

Welcome newbie! [+]
-- doctorremulac3, Apr 11 2024


Thanks. Don't know how this got into the food section, or what exactly a seastress is, besides being an interesting typo....but there it is.
-- Edie, Apr 11 2024


That's okay, you've got time to work the kinks.
-- doctorremulac3, Apr 11 2024


Sew it would seam.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 11 2024


This had me in stitches... until I lost the thread.
-- pocmloc, Apr 12 2024


Oh, and a seamstress is a woman who often appears to be stressed, but is actually quite at ease on the inside. Please don't ask me what a woman is.
-- Edie, Apr 12 2024


Biased. Stretchy. Seductive.
-- minoradjustments, Apr 12 2024


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-- Voice, Apr 13 2024



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