So you have gone through the excruciating pain of breaking one of your limbs, and the, (if you're lucky) slightly less excruciating pain of having it re-set. Do you really need to suffer the added insult of having it itch unbearably for the next month or so? The answer my friends is, not anymore. <begin fanfare> This year FryCo. introduces, <end fanfare>, a pre-cast, post-set, self-winding, size-adjustable, anti-bacterial wrap with micro fingers which, (very gently) massage, increase blood flow, and best of all reach all of the places inside of your cast that the back-scratcher with the fingers broken off just can't seem to reach. Alternate name; Casting Aspersions.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 23 2004 Kinda Related http://www.halfbake...ic_20Plaster_20Cast [DrCurry, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004] on the casting couch?
excellent!-- po, May 23 2004 Plaster of Parisian masseur.-- FarmerJohn, May 23 2004 Fab idea, [2 fries], but I'm not getting how it actually works. Witholding baked goods.-- lintkeeper2, May 23 2004 witholding? thats a good trick :)-- po, May 23 2004 Can't you just put ants in there? More seriously, I would have thought that st3f's electric cast could take care of the scratching, too.-- DrCurry, May 23 2004 <must have 2'nd keeper of lints baked goods, think damit, think> Uh, ok um, tiny push rods activate miniature scissor mechanisms that have these little rubbery nubbins on their ends in a...a gel coating. Yeah that's it, that's the ticket. <wipes sweat from brow> Casting couch castigation completely copasetic. Can't contest Currys' cast rating ;)-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 23 2004 What Cutie Finster said.-- The Kat, May 23 2004 random, halfbakery