If a thief accosts you just turn over the Security Money Clip and laugh at his look of frustration when he realizes your money is protected by a combination lock.-- MauiChuck, May 17 2005 Probably not a good idea to laugh at a thief.-- finrod, May 17 2005 Hey, on a similar note, you could just say no when he points a gun at you and asks for your cash. Then laugh.-- david_scothern, May 17 2005 // KBar knife// in new zealand a k-bar is a thing made of almost pure sugar and flavouring, is about 12-15 cm long and costs about 25 cents.i wish i had a k-bar right now.-- andrew1, May 17 2005 How can you all so over-analyise such a dumb joke. Are you all in MENSA? Henny Youngman would have big probs getting a laugh here.-- MauiChuck, May 17 2005 Having never heard of Henny Youngman, I googled, and found some material. I imagine anyone with an IQ in double digits would find it hard to raise a smile.-- AbsintheWithoutLeave, May 17 2005 Mmm... Ka-Bar good. Idea bad. Mongo smash.-- justaguy, May 17 2005 I thought [UnaBubba]s joke was funny.-- finrod, May 17 2005 "I'm thinking it over"-- half, May 17 2005 Great gag, [Maui]! [+++]
Now, what am I supposed to do with this anterior cingulate thingy once its removed?
*looks over at mango smashings* hmm...-- daseva, May 17 2005 To rub it in the thief's face even more - you could say "Take My Money...please" in the Henny Youngman style.-- monojohnny, Oct 25 2008 BTW: "Take a fishbone...please..." :-p-- monojohnny, Oct 25 2008 random, halfbakery