Mail-order hair dye service that gives you a new month-long supply of hair dye for 9 months every year. Instructions are included to shave your head for the other three months.

Colors:
March - April: Light green
May - July: Dark green
August: Yellow
September: Light Orange
October: Orange-Red
November: Red
December - February: (shave)
-- Worldgineer, Nov 16 2004

Inspired by [k_sra] http://k-srasra.blo.../i-dyed-it-red.html
[Worldgineer, Nov 16 2004]

Whoa http://gallery.colo...m-funny/chopperhair
Not sure what season this is. [bristolz, Nov 17 2004]

Other options for last three months: Brown hair dye, bleach-white kit, branch-like dreadlocks.
-- Worldgineer, Nov 16 2004


I would leave the "shave" part for when my hair is too messed up by the hair dye I rather not keep it on me anymore.
-- Pericles, Nov 17 2004


It's too cold in December to be bald.
-- bristolz, Nov 17 2004


Oh good, I was worried this would be a PC Christmas Party idea. I like this idea but it's hard to find a natural looking green hair dye. If my hair wasn't so annoying that it drives me to shave it really short I'd do this.
-- harderthanjesus, Nov 17 2004


//it's hard to find a natural looking green hair dye.//
Well, yes, it would be.
-- angel, Nov 17 2004


Why limit oneself to tree colours, when spring could be easily represented with much more natural looking snowdrop white and bluebell blue?
-- calum, Nov 17 2004


Or the green of the cactus in summer and the green of the cactus in January.
-- half, Nov 17 2004


given enough time everyone's hair eventually falls out. how bout a season's of life hair color chart?
-- k_sra, Nov 17 2004


Well, mine currently is a close match for yours, or vice-versa. Some of mine is turning white, and a very little bit of it is turning loose. What stage of life does that put me in? I'm guessing "mid-life".
-- half, Nov 17 2004


Sounds like you've made it to December.
-- Worldgineer, Nov 17 2004


If I make it through December, everything's gonna be all right?
-- half, Nov 17 2004


of course, [half], everything will be fine...
-- k_sra, Nov 17 2004


DO!, a deer!, a Red-Nosed 'Deer!
-- gnomethang, Nov 18 2004


<scary music> do--do-do-do -- do--do-do-do-DOO! </sm>
-- FarmerJohn, Nov 19 2004



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