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Scratch and sniff crotch decals   (+4, -6)  [vote for, against]
For the house-bound dog.

Treat the decals with appropriate pheremones or whatever it is that attracts canines to that sensitive location. Hours of amusement for your pet while you are at work.

(I know, I know, but it's a family site...so "crotch")
-- grackle, May 12 2001

Step 1: Don't change your underwear for a week.
Step 2: Nail dirty underwear to wall.
As Needed: Replace underwear when dog eats it.

(Actually you shouldn't let dogs eat rags. It can bind up their intestines and create a deadly infection.)
-- Dog Ed, May 14 2001


i'm all for a crotch scented decal. Probly keep the dog from humping your leg too.
-- chupacabra, Jan 28 2002


why only for dogs? I think you're prematurely cutting yourself out of a much larger market.
-- subgenius, Jul 05 2002


I believe there are some ladies that have baked this invention for a larger market already.
-- ye_river_xiv, Jul 01 2006



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