Almost no one wants to die. But that cryogenic stuff? Let's face it, you're going to freeze your nuts off for a questionable result. And for those people that opt in to just freezing their head -- what the hell is wrong with you?
At Schrödinger Boxification, we offer you real immortality, just enter when ready -- sure, you may die anyway -- but no one will know, unless they check -- and who really wants to open a coffin?
Now available at a funeral parlor near you.
(inspired by hippo's linked idea)-- theircompetitor, Aug 14 2012 House Agitator House_20Agitator [theircompetitor, Aug 14 2012] These are well and truly baked and widely known to exsist, I'm surprised you missed it. Pharao's were buried with their cats in pyramids for these precise reasons.-- zeno, Aug 14 2012 Precisely. Kill the cat first …-- 8th of 7, Aug 14 2012 There were millions of cats buried in the Egyptian deserts. Schrödinger missed the boat by several thousand years I suspect.-- UnaBubba, Aug 15 2012 random, halfbakery