We've all heard the joke about the man playing chess with his dog.
In this maddening chess set, all the pieces on each side look alike, except they have different fragrances. (E.g. bishop = watermelon).
Novices will have to use memory or else spend time smelling each piece. However, chess masters will be able to take in the position of an entire board with just a few broad sniffs.-- phundug, Dec 08 2003 Eh, I'll just *tell* my dog he's in check. As long as he gets to eat a pawn when it's all said and done, he won't say a word.-- phoenix, Dec 08 2003 I have not heard a joke about a man playing chess with his dog.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 08 2003 A man comes over to visit a friend at his house, and he's amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. "That's an amazing dog you've got there!" exclaims the man. "Aaah, he's not so great," the friend says. "I beat him two games out of three."-- phundug, Dec 08 2003 How about this variation?
A man comes over to visit a friend at his house, and he's amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. "That's an amazing dog you've got there!" exclaims the man. "Aaah, I'm not so great," the dog says. "He's beat me two games out of three."-- grip, Dec 08 2003 ...and if he doesn't win, I beat him.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 08 2003 How about this variation?
A man comes over to visit a friend at his house, and he's amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. "That's an amazing chess set you've got there!" exclaims the man. "Aaah, It's not so great," the dog says. "I've eaten two queens out of three."-- phundug, Dec 08 2003 A man comes over to visit a friend at his house, and he's amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. "That's an amazing dog you've got there!" exclaims the man. "He’s not so great," replies the friend. "All we ever do is play chess. Just once I wish he’d take me dancing."-- AO, Dec 08 2003 A man comes over to visit a friend at his house, and he's amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. Before he can comment, however, there is a knock at the door. "Who's there?" asks the friend. "Delayed interrupting cow," came the reply. "Delayed interrupting cow who?" asks the friend, slightly puzzled. But there was no response, so he went back to his game. "That's an amazing dog you've got there!" exclaims the man. "He’s not so..." "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"-- Overpanic, Dec 08 2003 Once the pieces pass their smell-by-date, would you have to declare the game a stalemate? (waa waaa waaa waaaaaaaa)-- squeak, Dec 09 2003 squeak, was that an hysterical/evil laugh or a comical descending trombone type noise? just curious. i think either would be appropriate-- luecke, Dec 09 2003 I think it was a Johnny Briggs type affair...-- silverstormer, Dec 09 2003 Johnny Briggs the an insane cricket bowler?-- luecke, Dec 09 2003 amusing trombone effect-- squeak, Dec 09 2003 A man comes over to visit a friend at his house and is amazed to find him playing chess with his dog."That's amazing. Your dog can play chess!" exclaims the man."That's nothing," replies the friend. "You should see my cat with a rubik's cube."-- k_sra, Dec 11 2003 A man comes over to visit a friend at his house, and he's amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. "That's an amazing dog you've got there!" exclaims the man. "He’s not so great," replies the friend. "He's only got 4 paws and keeps pissing on the rooks" .....paws?...pawns...?...get it...?....sheesh tough crowd......-- rumbletumbler, Dec 11 2003 random, halfbakery