Soccer ball with an access panel to the inner chamber. Open the ball, Insert salad ingredients and dressing then play a pickup game at lunch. After the game open the ball and consume your well mixed and dressed salad.-- jhomrighaus, Sep 10 2007 Actually inspired by this- http://nga-gardensh...oo.net/13-1015.html [jhomrighaus, Sep 10 2007] (?) How to make a delicous salad https://www.youtube...watch?v=4BWHZ5UJ25gComplicated recipe [evilpenguin, Nov 10 2015] Heh,you could play lettuce lottery.-- skinflaps, Sep 10 2007 More appetizing than what I expected.-- phundug, Sep 10 2007 Actually inspired by a product that you rolled with your foot on the ground for making concrete.-- jhomrighaus, Sep 10 2007 I was expecting something more like tennis elbow.-- lostdog, Sep 10 2007 And totally not inspired by the term "toss your salad"...?-- DrCurry, Sep 10 2007 I thought soccer(for the non NA crown this would be football) primarily involved kicking a ball around on the ground with your feet?-- jhomrighaus, Sep 10 2007 Do you feel like Roundehouse, Bowlslaw or Ceazorb salad tonight?-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Sep 11 2007 The salad would be all icky after kicking it around. Hot, wilted and overly tossed. Sorry [-]-- xandram, Sep 11 2007 i'd bun it if was a vegetable-themed costume ball. i'll be the hot tomato in the corner nibbling the corn.-- k_sra, Sep 11 2007 Who came as the corn?-- theleopard, Sep 11 2007 For what we about to receive, lettuce play.If ball had blades inside, it could function as a liquidiser to make a smoothie for drinking after the game.-- xenzag, Sep 11 2007 //Who came as the corn?//
he's such a lucky man. : )-- k_sra, Sep 11 2007 nah, he's really corny...-- xandram, Sep 11 2007 that, too. but i love him anyways.-- k_sra, Sep 11 2007 random, halfbakery