Put precision skateboard wheels on a desk chair so you can go really fast in your office.
-- JesusHChrist, Jul 29 2005

That would mean that your chair could only go forwards and backwards. I like just being able to choose a random direction to go in when playing on a desk chair.
-- hidden truths, Jul 30 2005


OK individual rollerblade wheels on twirly go round trucks, so you can go in any direction. Whatever makes for as frictionless a contact as possible with the floor.
-- JesusHChrist, Jul 30 2005


Wouldnt that mean that as YOU stop the CHAIR continues to move at the same speed causing you to be seatless? D: <--sad face
-- Sudok, Jul 30 2005


//That would mean that your chair could only go forwards and backwards// Skateboarders can change direction I would assume, even on skateboards.

//Wouldnt that mean that as YOU stop the CHAIR continues to move at the same speed causing you to be seatless?// Thanks to the glorious force of friction between your ass and the chair seat, no.
-- pooduck, Jul 30 2005


[pooduck] while skateboards can make turnings, they can't do any of the fancy 90 degree angle turn shit that you get with a wheel chair.
-- hidden truths, Jul 30 2005


How about super bendy trucks so you could manuever in tight spaces? Or really bendy and sensitive trucks so you could undulate (click clack) just by wiggling your buttocks?
-- JesusHChrist, Jul 30 2005


Oooohh!!oooohh!!

An air-hockey floating chair with a jet pack or propeller on it! And a delrin gaurd around it for ricocheting off things! And, and..water guns to shoot co-workers! Battering rams for cubicle walls!!

AAAAAHHahahahaha!!!
-- moPuddin, Jul 31 2005



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