Lean the customer back in the chair. Place the fireproof sombrero brim on the head pulling all the hair through the hole. Wet the hair and comb it out in a fan form. Attach the rocket array, clipping each micro rocket to the ends of a pinch of hair. Light the common fuse and stand back.

Within five seconds the individual fuses will be burning, and then the entire hair salon can enjoy the fireworks. Remove the rockets from the tightly twisted dread ‘do and fix the ends with ribbons or why not twist on our mini sparklers to later make an out-of-this-world entrance in a halo of sparks?
-- FarmerJohn, Aug 21 2004

(?) Hot Stuff http://art.moonrize.com/Hair/Fire-01.jpg
Is this the visual effect you intended? [jurist, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

My first thought was of Michael Jackson and the 1984 Pepsi commercial where his hair accidentally caught on fire from a firework display in the background.
-- jurist, Aug 21 2004


//Is this the visual effect you intended?// I was thinking something more like a living, dread-headed, van de gra(a)ff generator.
-- FarmerJohn, Aug 21 2004


Only works if you have strong hair, unless you're going for the bald look.
-- harderthanjesus, Aug 21 2004



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