Let the grandparents relive, or experience for the first time, the thrills and highs of a roller coaster ride, in the privacy of their own home. This inexpensive and easy-to-assemble kit attaches quickly to most rocking chairs.

Place the chair on the swivel base and engage the rockers to the hydraulic pistons. The base pivots the chair with the turns in the roller coaster track, and the pistons tilt the chair to simulate inclines and declines. Attach the seat belt and mount the 28” screen with speakers and wind generator to the chair frame.

Plug in the Rocker Coaster, seat an eager old timer (or maybe you’re tempted to do a test run yourself?) and start one of the ten, varying difficulty videos to enjoy sex, drugs and rock and roll, without needing the first two.
-- FarmerJohn, Feb 04 2003

totally unrelated but it reminded me of one of my favourite links. http://www.halfbake...0Track_20Extensions
[po, Oct 04 2004]

Obligatory swarm of gnats post
-- thumbwax, Feb 04 2003


thumbwax: Que?

po: Yes, it's beautifully done.
-- FarmerJohn, Feb 04 2003


¿//Que?//
Gotta have bugs in their dentures by the time ride's over, ya see.
-- thumbwax, Feb 04 2003


"I see," said the blind man.
-- FarmerJohn, Feb 04 2003



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