To the movers and shakers of the world, a haircut by Christoffe could be as important as any item of personal appearance. And yet, if you've just been named Ambassador to Nowhere or have to shape up a failing corporate division in Bmfuck, what are you to do to look like a human being?

Using remote surgery technology, your favorite hairdresser can always be available to make you look your best
-- theircompetitor, Jan 25 2006

eh? hang on I'll read it again

eh?
-- skinflaps, Jan 25 2006


Ambassadors are supposed to have wild hair, don't you know *anything*?
-- DrCurry, Jan 25 2006



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