Included in each bag of Cheezies or other sticky/stain inducing snacks would be a number of thimbles made of rice paper.
Put them on and eat away, when you need to use the remote or answer the phone, just eat 'em.-- Giblet, Jun 12 2007 Brilliant! Except I would feed mine to the dog at the end.-- Galbinus_Caeli, Jun 12 2007 You could also toss them back in the bag and reuse them later.
My cat would probably look at me funny if I gave them to him, then proceed to eat them in a profoundly uncatlike way.-- Giblet, Jun 12 2007 + This is so simple, yet so amazing!-- xandram, Jun 13 2007 I used to eat cheezies at work with a fork to avoid the dreaded intergalactic-orange contamination. Surely my co-workers would have laughed half as much if I'd had these babies. +-- fancypants, Jun 20 2007 Great idea, and it would prevent waking up with an orange penis after a night alone with a porno and big bag of cheezies.-- garyspare2, Jun 20 2007 Ewww. I'm not coming round to yours for a quiet night in.-- wagster, Jun 20 2007 i generally find this stuff in the couch on saturday mornings after cartoon hour.-- abhorsen1983, Jun 21 2007 Congratulations on a 2.5bun winner! I knew this was really a great and marketable idea when I first read it.-- xandram, Jun 21 2007 Rice fills up thimblesPaper cuts finger (ow! paper cut!)Finger picks riceplantThimble thwarts paper cut-- hippo, Jun 21 2007 Save the cheesed-up thimbles in their own baggie, for desperate noshing later.-- Grumbleshark, Jun 21 2007 random, halfbakery